Words Fail Me

I was given this, along with several other items, in a small baggie after a concert at the church on the bottle label. I'm not sure whether to just laugh or to be deeply bothered by this. Either way, this amused me greatly. Feel free to debate whether or not this is a pulpit crime.

*EDIT* It seems that there is more to this "fragrance" thing than just some silly thing. It's actually a part of the church's "core spiritual values." See here.